Back To School

I've been doing some thinking, and I've decided that I should get back to school. This time I'm not referring to the 1986 comedy starring Rodney Dangerfield, although I'll probably get that too.

I would like to improve my computer skills, which currently lie somewhere between piss and poor, and it also saves me the trouble of changing the Industry entry on my Blogger profile from Student to Barfly.

And in breaking news, I just dumped my dinner on my lap trying to turn up the volume on my computer.

Roommates

Here's something to try if you have two or more roommates and don't care how much they hate you: next time both roommates are present, talk about one of them as though he is retarded. For example, last night while we were making dinner, I pointed at one roommate and I said to the other, "is it ok if I give him a B-E-E-R?"